Showing posts with label fiction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fiction. Show all posts

The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova (Review)


Summary: Late one night, exploring her father’s library, a young woman finds an ancient book and a cache of yellowing letters addressed ominously to ‘My dear and unfortunate successor’. Her discovery plunges her into a world she never dreamed of – a labyrinth where the secrets of her father’s past and her mother’s mysterious fate connect to an evil hidden in the depths of history.

Rating: 2 / 5

Review: A contemporary gothic adventure novel that was on the NY Times Best Seller List with 900+ pages and a bunch of awards?? This shit has got to be good, right? Apparently not so. I didn't go into this expecting a masterpiece by any means. I wanted something reasonably exciting with vampires and action and suspense and a dark, fun atmosphere. I received very little of the above. I mean - when you look into the book it seems like it has a decent amount of passionate fans from Goodreads reviews to YouTube videos so this could just be a personal issue. For whatever reason The Historian and I did not mesh well.

The book is told primarily in a series of letters between the characters or in flashback sequences as a father, Paul, recounts his adventures as a college student after receiving a mysterious book with a woodcut of a dragon in the center, to his daughter. He soon learns his thesis advisor, Professor Rossi, is also in possession of one of these books, at which point the Professor goes missing. The rest of the book is primarily about his search to locate and save his mentor while traveling around Europe and Eurasia with Professor Rossi's long lost daughter whom he meets primarily by "coincidence". This was the book of coincidences. I'd say 90% of the plot moved forward because they just happened to meet so and so on the street or in a shop or in a restaurant and realized "OH WOW! You're involved in the Dracula mystery too! That's wild - lets all work together!!" The weirdest part is that Kostova seems to realize she is doing this and attempts to rectify it by having the characters comment on how strange of a coincidence it is. I thought for a while that she was setting us up for some amazing twist that would explain it all away. But no.

The letter format sounded unnatural and wholly not like a letter, while at the same time limiting the way the narrative was able to be told. I didn't see a benefit and I would have enjoyed the story more without it and maybe a letter included once in a while. The descriptions of the locations were beautiful which is the one positive thing I can say. It certainly makes you want to travel - but it seemed so bizarre how someone could be responsible for such lovely descriptive language while simultaneously creating such a dragging plot and dull characters.

Don't expect much action or vampires - I think altogether we come across 2 or 3, with Dracula included. At no point did they seem to be a genuine threat to the characters and I never found their appearances anything but frustrating because of how brief they were. Dracula in particular, who is introduced at the climax about 600+ pages in, is a huge let down and not given nearly enough time considering how long we spent searching for his lair.

Final Thoughts: Overall a meandering, unorganized, mediocre novel. Like I said - I realize there are people out there who really enjoyed it so I wish I could pinpoint the crowd that might get something from it but I'm really not sure? In general I would not recommend it, especially considering the ridiculous length. I'd love to read something with a similar atmosphere and plot that was more compelling.

Neuromancer - William Gibson (Review)


Amazon Summary: The Matrix is a world within the world, a global consensus- hallucination, the representation of every byte of data in cyberspace.

Case had been the sharpest data-thief in the business, until vengeful former employees crippled his nervous system. But now a new and very mysterious employer recruits him for a last-chance run. The target: an unthinkably powerful artificial intelligence orbiting Earth in service of the sinister Tessier-Ashpool business clan. With a dead man riding shotgun and Molly, mirror-eyed street-samurai, to watch his back, Case embarks on an adventure that ups the ante on an entire genre of fiction.

Rating: 3.5 / 5

Review: Never in my life have I been this simultaneously impressed AND bored while reading a book! I had a lot of mixed feelings about Neuromancer which leveled me out at about a 3.5; because of the sheer immensity behind the concept, and no sexism to boot, I'm letting it fall just a bit over the halfway mark into the positive. This book is most well-known for its very in-depth, visual descriptions of a "cyberspace" that was conceived before the internet. Some even go so far as suggesting that this book potentially put the "concept" of the internet into the public consciousness which eventually led to its creation. Just from reading it (and doing very little further research) I wouldn't go quite that far - but there is an obvious correlation. I will always have a very strong sense of identity wrapped up in the internet. As a 90's baby my childhood development occurred simultaneously with the growth of the internet. I've spent a lot of time wondering how it must have felt to grow up without an innate understanding of this huge shift in the way the world works which is what made Neuromancer sound so interesting to me.

When I say I was bored, that's not to say that the book did not deliver on the aforementioned subject. To the contrary - Gibson's bizarre descriptions of the physical cyberspace his characters inhabit were interesting, to say the least. Despite being written before our current conception of the internet - Gibson's universe seems to have made a logical jump in such a way that it still could be a variation on our own future. Everything made sense in a way that ties in very well with the current state of technology.

The story follows a "cyber cowboy", Henry Case, a hacker who was recently laid off and has damaged his central nervous system making it impossible for him to re-enter the "matrix". He is contacted by another company and offered the option to have this damage fixed and paid for given that he agrees to work with them on a project. Henry eagerly agrees, wanting nothing more than to return to his fast-paced lifestyle within cyberspace. The story continues to follow Case as he works with his mysterious benefactors, along with his partner Molly Millions. I was grateful to Gibson for allowing Molly to unapologetically take on the physical, "kick-ass" role while Henry primarily remained safe at his virtual station. Too many stories (lets even think modern day television: Arrow, The Flash) feature the amazing male hero out in the field and the nerdy, brilliant female counterpart relaying information from a desk. To see someone immediately flip that dynamic before it became such a cliché was a wholly pleasant experience. No complaints a la Stranger in a Strange Land - I realize one was written in the 60's and one in the 80's but there's a stark difference in it's treatment of women only 20 years later.

Despite these many positives, I'd be lying if I said this wasn't a difficult one for me to dredge through. While I can admire much of what Gibson created, I found the story difficult to understand. In retrospect, I can follow the plot, but paragraph to paragraph I would get lost and have to re-read things before I could even figure out the location of a scene. Naturally the metaphysical aspect of the story doesn't make this any easier, but I think I've read enough sci-fi and magic realism to say that I'm pretty good at following that sort of thing. The characters personalities themselves were non-existent which was the stories biggest downfall for me. If you asked me what the defining aspects of Henry, Molly or any of the other characters were I wouldn't be able to give you any. The personalities held no distinction and I felt no emotion towards them. Nothing really stuck out at me as far as "the human experience" is concerned, and the more impressive technical aspects of the story were too complicated to really have fun with. Was there a moral? I'm not sure, but if there was I certainly didn't leave understanding it.

Final Thoughts: I probably wouldn't recommend this to most readers. If you love science fiction and cyber-punk is something you're into, it's worth a go. I know that's not the case for the average person, and while I stand by my 3.5 for what it did bring me, I would imagine a lot of people getting just as bored as I was.

I know this is a favorite for some people so I'd love to hear what you took from it in the comments!

Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy (Review)


Amazon Summary: Described by William Faulkner as the best novel ever written and by Fyodor Dostoevsky as “flawless,” Anna Karenina tells of the doomed love affair between the sensuous and rebellious Anna and the dashing officer, Count Vronsky. Tragedy unfolds as Anna rejects her passionless marriage and thereby exposes herself to the hypocrisies of society. Set against a vast and richly textured canvas of nineteenth-century Russia, the novel's seven major characters create a dynamic imbalance, playing out the contrasts of city and country life and all the variations on love and family happiness.

Rating: 3.5 - 4 / 5

Review: Coming in at a little over 700 pages, Anna Karenina felt like quite a journey by the ending. It took me a little over a month (while reading comics in between) to get through this one and I'm definitely feeling the sadness of being separated from the characters after so long. I've been writing up this review on and off all day because I'm not sure how to summarize a piece as large as this. The two elements that stuck out to me the most were the larger thematic topics the book broached (relationships, gender, family, class issues etc.) and the political commentary of the time/location. I'd be lying if I didn't admit that a good portion of the political discussion went right over my head. Don't get me wrong - there are parts that are easy to follow despite having no background information - but there were large paragraphs where I had to concede my lack of understanding. Despite this, I was very drawn in throughout the majority of the book. The books sections take on a third-person perspective from each character's point of view which shifts the narration tone a bit with each voice. As might be assumed, the pieces from the titular character were the most interesting for me.

The book felt split primarily between the lives of Anna and her lover, Vronsky, and their distantly related acquaintances Levin and Kitty. Anna lives a much more liberal and upper-class lifestyle (due to her decision to leave her husband and child for Vronsky) while Levin and Kitty have a slow-paced, more traditional marriage running the family farm. I especially enjoyed scenes in which the women's lives were juxtaposed amongst one another - particularly because their interactions (the 'whore' vs the 'madonna') still somehow felt deeply relevant to our current society. I'm still amazed at how little our interactions and roles have changed despite how far off these characters seem from my own life. Levin, who is an obvious stand-in for Tolstoy, while not awful is a bit on the dull side and has some very long-winded passages.

If you consider yourself a writer or an avid reader, this book is worth your time if only to study Tolstoy's mastery of language. And I'm sure I was still missing some of the depth due to subtleties being lost in the translation. Each scene, no matter how simple and mundane was lovely to read and incredibly easy to get lost in. I was surprised to find the depth and humanity that Tolstoy gave to his female characters. I felt they were represented sympathetically and fairly the majority of the time - although I thought the ending was extremely rushed and did not give Anna (or any of the other ladies, to be fair) her due. I was really loving the book the majority of the way through, and it would have earned a solid 4 from me had it not ended as unresolved as it did. The amount of time given to Levin at the end vs. Anna and her family seemed self-indulgent and not as carefully planned as the rest of the book. Perhaps it was done for a reason that I'm not understanding, but I wanted more of a resolution after dedicating so much time to the story.

Final Thoughts: I have a feeling the average reader will find this a struggle to get through - but it's written beautifully and is overall well done. For readers and writers it's a must - for everyone else it really depends on your level of interest when it comes to realistic fiction and how much time you're willing to spend on one book.

Saga - Brian K. Vaughan, Fiona Staples (Review)

Amazon Summary: Winner of the 2013 Hugo award for Best Graphic Story! When two soldiers from opposite sides of a never-ending galactic war fall in love, they risk everything to bring a fragile new life into a dangerous old universe. From New York Times bestselling writer Brian K. Vaughan (Y: The Last Man, Ex Machina) and critically acclaimed artist Fiona Staples (Mystery Society, North 40), Saga is the sweeping tale of one young family fighting to find their place in the worlds. Fantasy and science fiction are wed like never before in this sexy, subversive drama for adults.

Voted one of the top graphic novels of the year by the NYT, IGN, the Examiner, and SF Weekly. Voted Best Comic of the year by MTV Geek and Best New Series by Paradox Comics. Voted a finalist in the GoodReads Best GN of 2012 contest. Named one of Time Magazine's top 10 graphic novels for 2013.

Rating: 5/5

Review: If you're looking for 'THAT' comic - you know what I mean, the comic that is going to make you passionate about stories & art again, look no further. Everything you're reading now is good and all, but it does feel a little mundane and nothing's really punched you in the gut in a while or gotten your breath to catch. As much as I love picking up my New 52 trade issues when I visit my comic shop - I hadn't read anything gush-worthy in quite a long time. A big thank-you is getting thrown out to my buddy Mike for recommending this series in the first place and lending me his first copy.

To be honest, I was instantly intrigued once I saw the cover of the first Trade Paperback featured two main characters of color in an obviously sci-fi setting, with the female protagonist openly breast-feeding her baby while holding a gun. Despite the fact that the "Romeo and Juliet" love story didn't seem like the most thrilling plot, I was utterly sold. I'm happy to say, two books in and I still haven't been disappointed. Whether I'm considering the series through a political lens, a feminist lens, a creative lens - it hits every mark.

While it definitely has star-crossed lover elements, for the most part Saga's overarching plot is complex enough to stay interesting throughout but easy to follow due to the phenomenal writing. The story begins with the main characters, Alana and Marko, giving birth to their first child. We quickly find out Alana is from the large planet of Landfall, while Marko is from Wreath, the moon of Landfall. It's a simple setup that allows for some amazing innovation and gripping storytelling as you begin to explore this Universe.

This book is for mature audiences, absolutely. Sex and violence abound, Saga still manages to navigate these topics in an original manner. Without spoiling too much, one of my favorite scenes had to be The Will's brief exploration of the planet Sextillion (a brothel planet to entertain the soldiers) and the amazing scenes Fiona depicted. This is one of the few times I felt like I saw a piece properly giving ~alien sex~ it's due. Is that a weird opinion?? Maybe. But a lot of sci-fi work takes a stab at similar concepts and I've always felt we're too safe in what we imagine. If you're giving me sci-fi erotica, I want it to be weird and interesting - not just a green girl with 3 boobs, you know?

I could talk about the art FOREVER. Like this is the sort of artwork that makes you look up every convention Fiona is going to be at because you NEED to have this signed NEED TO. And has basically convinced me that I will read literally anything she illustrates into the future indefinitely. It's absolutely beautiful, sexy, colorful, emotional, subtle, creative - it's fantastic. Vaughan and Staples are a literal powerhouse together and I can't praise this series more.

Final Thoughts: If you like comics, don't like comics - I don't care! READ IT!

Alanna: The First Adventure - Tamora Pierce (Review)



Amazon Summary: "From now on I'm Alan of Trebond, the younger twin. I'll be a knight."

And so young Alanna of Trebond begins the journey to knighthood. Though a girl, Alanna has always craved the adventure and daring allowed only for boys; her twin brother, Thom, yearns to learn the art of magic. So one day they decide to switch places: Disguised as a girl, Thom heads for the convent to learn magic; Alanna, pretending to be a boy, is on her way to the castle of King Roald to begin her training as a page.

But the road to knighthood is not an easy one. As Alanna masters the skills necessary for battle, she must also learn to control her heart and to discern her enemies from her allies.

Filled with swords and sorcery, adventure and intrigue, good and evil, Alanna's first adventure begins -- one that will leard to the fulfillment of her dreams and the magical destiny that will make her a legend in her land.

Rating: 3.5/5

Review: A cute story - very cookie-cutter fantasy hero arc, with the exception of Alanna being a female. I am sure I would have enjoyed it when I was much younger, but as an adult there was nothing overly-engaging about it. But ya know what? That's okay! The entire time I was reading it I was reminded of this quote:

"...I think it’s important to create all types of female characters, across the spectrum. I always say that what makes me sad is that women don’t even get the opportunity to be mediocre in the way that guys do. It’s like, every week these bad movies come out at the box office—let’s let women direct some of them! I’m not saying that’s going to make them great, I’m saying we need to be allowed to make good movies, bad movies, mediocre movies. We need to be able to create authentic flawed characters and totally crappy one-dimensional characters. I think we should be allowed to do it all, bad and good, just like guys. I don’t like the idea that women need to get in there and prove that we’re great at it. Because you know what? We’re not all gonna be great at it. We just need to be doing it, and get paid for doing it." - Diablo Cody, Bust Magazine

And that's all it really comes down to. No, this wasn't exceptional but it was a fun read and we need more books and movies and tv shows like this that are centered around women. It was a bit slow, but I did find myself laughing (pleasantly!) at the way she laid out the politics in a "kid-friendly way". Very George R. R. Martin LITE. And I mean this in a completely sincere way; it was clever and I'm sure kids will find it engaging.

As I was going through, I felt satisfied but fairly certain that I would not be continuing the series. And don't you know, she actually got me with a damn cliffhanger that is making me seriously consider reading through the rest of the series haha. Which I have to say, I didn't expect. But I am curious to see how the story could potentially grow as Alanna gets more mature. I may actually pick the next one up sometime in the near future!

Final Thoughts:I would absolutely recommend this, specifically to pre-teens or young adult fans!

I Sing the Body Electric! - Ray Bradbury (Review)


Rating: 3.5/5

Summary: A tour through time and space - into the unbounded dimensions of the future and through remapped patters of the past. "You never know what to expect...A windup grandma on the Pinnochio plan. A humanoid Abe Lincoln. A baby born in the - gulp - fifth dimension or something. The ghost of Ernest Hemingway. A prospectus for the perfect urban environment."- The New York Times

Review: This collection of short stories is a pretty good representation of my relationship with Ray Bradbury - an often tumultuous ride of emotions ranging from "AMAZING" to "I don't understand what the fuck is going on" to finally "FUCK YOU, RAY". My introduction to him, as I imagine most others, came from reading his short story "The Veldt" in 10th grade which I became a little obsessed with. I was, and still am, underwhelmed quite often by science fiction but I really enjoyed Bradbury's approach to it. From there, I read The Martian Chronicles which I also adored but began to notice a trend of misogyny and racism seeping into most of his stories which began to turn me off a bit.

The Great Lover - Jill Dawson (Review)



Amazon Summary: In 1909, sixteen-year-old Nell Golightly is a housemaid at a popular tea garden near Cambridge University, and Rupert Brooke, a new tenant, is already causing a stir with his boyish good looks and habit of swimming naked in nearby Byron's Pool. Despite her good sense, Nell seems to be falling under the radical young poet's spell, even though Brooke apparently adores no one but himself. Could he ever love a housemaid? Is he, in fact, capable of love at all?

Rating: 3/5

Review: The Great Lover is a novel detailing a semi-factual, semi-fictional tale of poet Rupert Brooke’s young life and travels. The narration switches back and forth between Rupert’s perspective and that of a completely fictional young maid named Nell who works at the tea house Rupert is staying at. The story follows a fleeting romance between the two, as well as their individual lives outside of the tea house. I quite liked the blending in of real-life information when it came to Brooke’s narrative. Jill Dawson took great care to research his life and writings, and crafted a beautiful character study of the writer - exploring his possible feelings and motivations for various biographical moments. His narrative was noticeably rich and felt real. Unfortunately, only half of the novel is from this perspective. I think it’s a really neat, interesting way to humanize and explore historical figures. The writing itself is descriptive and lovely and was probably the main reason I stuck around for the whole read. Dawson’s frank approach while discussing Brooke’s bisexuality was refreshing as well.

Truly though, when this book ended all I could think was “Why?”. The story is slow and ultimately goes nowhere. Unless viewed only as an intense study of Brooke’s personality, this book fails to have a purpose. Nell and Rupert’s relationship, while mildly interesting felt empty and ended too neatly for my taste. Although the historical and political setting was interesting to explore, it ultimately left me unsatisfied.

Final Thoughts: If you’re a die-hard Rupert Brooke fan - I’m sure you will enjoy exploring his life through this novel. Otherwise, I can’t say I would tell you to bother picking it up.

Attack on Titan: Volume 1 - Hajime Isayama (Review)


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Amazon Summary: In this post-apocalytpic sci-fi story, humanity has been devastated by the bizarre, giant humanoids known as the Titans. Little is known about where they came from or why they are bent on consuming mankind. Seemingly unintelligent, they have roamed the world for years, killing everyone they see. For the past century, what's left of man has hidden in a giant, three-walled city. People believe their 100-meter-high walls will protect them from the Titans, but the sudden appearance of an immense Titan is about to change everything.

Rating: 4.5/5

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Review: Quite literally one of the best pieces of work I've had the pleasure of coming across in a very long time. Like most people, I was introduced to Attack on Titan (originally Shingeki No Kyojin) through the anime. It's hard to review the manga without simultaneously admiring the work of the animated series because they are so entwined in my mind at this point. The story carries the weight of a well established legend and actually manages to give you a sense of what I imagine true primal fear could feel like.

After flying through the anime, I decided to pick up the manga to dig further into the characters and the history of the Titans. It cleared up a lot of the backstory and timing that I may have not gotten watching the first time around. If you're a fan, it's definitely worth reading.

The art in the manga is great and very easy to follow - but I must repeat how much I highly recommend watching the anime. The beautiful way they have animated these characters and brought them to life with color and an amazing score really brings this story to a whole new level. I was even satisfied with the male:female character ratio, and impressed by the personalities and skills each girl was given. If you follow me on Twitter I am sure you saw me fangirling like crazy as I watched through it.


Final Thoughts: Please, oh please do yourself the favor of either buying the manga or watching the anime. I guarantee that you will not regret it. One of the only things I've watched recently that has actually made my heart race and feel heavy with emotion.

Playing Catch Up (Review)


And once again, I have fallen into the pit and gone far too long without updating. I'm always surprised by the level of dedication consistent blogging takes - and in an effort to be disciplined I am going to try and jump right back in.

Quite honestly, I took a bit of a hiatus from reading. Maybe a few weeks? I became a little obsessed with the new Animal Crossing and spent a lot of my leisure time caring for my villagers (so adorable). But I'm back, of course, and have a few books to discuss. I don't feel that any of the following books necessarily warrant their own post - so we're going to do a bit of speed reviewing.


Avatar: The Last Airbender – The Search, Gene Yang (Review)



Amazon Summary: For years, fans of Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra have burned with one question - what happened to Fire Lord Zuko's mother? Finding a clue at last, Zuko enlists the aid of Team Avatar - and the most unlikely ally of all - to help uncover the biggest secret of his life. Written and drawn by the creative team behind the bestselling Avatar: The Promise, Gene Luen Yang and Gurihiru, in collaboration with Avatar and Korra creators Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko, this is the perfect companion to The Legend of Korra!

Rating: 3.5/5

Review: If you don't consider yourself a fan of Avatar, it could only possibly be because you have not seen it yet. What are you waiting for?! Sit your ass down at the next available opportunity and WATCH IT because it's easily one of the best television series I have ever seen.

Apparently, there is a 3-part ATLA graphic novel (The Promise) that pre-dates this one, but I somehow missed that and haven't read it yet. I'll definitely get around to it now - but as for how they match up unfortunately I cannot say.

The Good Earth - Pearl S. Buck (Review)





Amazon Summary: Though more than sixty years have passed since this remarkable novel won the Pulitzer Prize, it has retained its popularity and become one of the great modern classics. "I can only write what I know, and I know nothing but China, having always lived there," wrote Pearl Buck. In The Good Earth she presents a graphic view of a China when the last emperor reigned and the vast political and social upheavals of the twentieth century were but distant rumblings for the ordinary people. This moving, classic story of the honest farmer Wang Lung and his selfless wife O-lan is must reading for those who would fully appreciate the sweeping changes that have occurred in the lives of the Chinese people during this century. Nobel Prize winner Pearl S. Buck traces the whole cycle of life: its terrors, its passions,its ambitions and rewards. Her brilliant novel-- beloved by millions of readers -- is a universal tale of the destiny of man.

Rating: 4/5

Review: After doing some research once I had finished this book, I discovered "The Good Earth" is a title most would place into the "classics" category. I was a little surprised I had not known that previously - I had honestly heard nothing of it and only read it because it was given to me as a gift. And I am genuinely glad that I did, it absolutely struck a chord with me. That being said, I was not aware that Pearl S. Buck was a white lady. Given the fact that she did grow up and spend a large majority of her life in China, I am unsure of where this book falls on the appropriation scale. Nor do I feel qualified to comment on that, and I'd love to hear other's opinions on that. So please feel free to point out any problematic aspects that are to be found in either my review, or the novel being discussed.

Civil War: Front Line - Paul Jenkins, Ramon Bachs, Steve Lieber, Lee Weeks (Review)


Summary: Civil War: Front Line is an 11-issue, limited series tie-in to Marvel Comics's Civil War event which started in August 2006. Part of the story is told from the perspective of two reporters embedded in the opposite camps of the war. Ben Urich follows the stories on Iron Man's side with the pro-registration heroes, while Sally Floyd investigates the anti-registration faction headed by Captain America. Writer Paul Jenkins was given carte blanche to have the stories reflect the current political landscape in the United States. The other half of the series is told from the perspective of Speedball of the New Warriors. It shows Speedball's struggles with survivor guilt, imprisonment, and relations to the victims of the Stamford disaster.

Rating:3.5/5

Review: So, to preface this review there's a bit of a confession I have to make. I'm not a huge comic buff. At least not yet. Any reviews from this point forward on comics are coming from someone who has very minimal exposure to them - this is my disclaimer! So please take these reviews with a grain of salt if you are an avid reader, some of my criticisms may largely be due to ignorance of the art form and/or past storylines.

With that said, I have taken it upon myself to become more immersed in the genre, and thus far my journey has been pretty terrific if I do say so myself. Now, Civil War is my FIRST MARVEL COMIC. This is big girl stuff right here. I still may be partial to DC (again, this is all based on my very small bouts of exposure, so it's possible that opinion will change) but ever since Avengers fever hit everyone (myself included) I thought it was the appropriate time to try it out.

Fifty Shades Darker - E. L. James (Review)


Summary: Daunted by the singular tastes and dark secrets of the beautiful, tormented young entrepreneur Christian Grey, Anastasia Steele has broken off their relationship to start a new career with a Seattle publishing house.

But desire for Christian still dominates her every waking thought, and when he proposes a new arrangement, Anastasia cannot resist. They rekindle their searing sensual affair, and Anastasia learns more about the harrowing past of her damaged, driven and demanding Fifty Shades.

While Christian wrestles with his inner demons, Anastasia must confront the anger and envy of the women who came before her, and make the most important decision of her life.

Rating: 2/5

Review: Alright guys, I'm back for another round of Fifty Shades - DARKER EDITION. Taking me an abnormally long time to read, I have finally finished Fifty Shades Darker. While I clearly had a lot of negative things to say about the first book in the series, I read it incredibly fast. It was in terrible need of an editor, but the pacing wasn't too bad and I found myself (begrudgingly) invested in moving forward. I was very upset to realize HOW MUCH SLOWER this book was, in addition to being insanely repetitive.

According to what I've heard from a lot of women who enjoy the books, this one seems to be a favorite because Ana and Christian begin to move away from the BDSM theme and toward a more stereotypically romantic relationship. I appreciated the fact that there was a bigger focus on consent and discussion about making Ana feel comfortable but it began to get boring real fast for me. I'm not into gushy romance novels unless they are particularly well-written. This isn't even mediocre. It's horrible. The only way for me to excuse the child-like writing level would be to include a lot of drama and crazy sex, which is what I started even reading the series for (LETS BE HONEST) but that was all but taken out in favor of love and marriage and blahblah who gives a shit, am I right? Uninteresting characters put into a traditionally romantic plot. Sorry if I didn't find the mere suggestion of a full-time BDSM relationship which quickly dissolves into the past to be enough to really spice up the plot, but like .. at this point it has become meaningless. Perhaps it will come back in the third book?

Fifty Shades of Grey - E.L. James (Review)


Summary:When literature student Anastasia Steele goes to interview young entrepreneur Christian Grey, she encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The unworldly, innocent Ana is startled to realize she wants this man and, despite his enigmatic reserve, finds she is desperate to get close to him. Unable to resist Ana’s quiet beauty, wit, and independent spirit, Grey admits he wants her, too—but on his own terms.

Shocked yet thrilled by Grey’s singular erotic tastes, Ana hesitates. For all the trappings of success—his multinational businesses, his vast wealth, his loving family—Grey is a man tormented by demons and consumed by the need to control. When the couple embarks on a daring, passionately physical affair, Ana discovers Christian Grey’s secrets and explores her own dark desires.

Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, the Fifty Shades Trilogy is a tale that will obsess you, possess you, and stay with you forever.

Rating: 2.5/5

Review: OKAY, I have so much to say about this book, I’m a little overwhelmed by it. I am always extremely intrigued by any book that seems to capture a large audience out of nowhere. I was even more interested when I found out this was an erotic novel for women BY a woman that was attracting so much media attention. Given my personal interest set, I had nothing but positive hopes for Fifty Shades. I love open discussions about sex and I want nothing more than to support a book that is offering women an easy way to discuss their sexuality and preferences with not only their significant others, but their friends.

To begin with the positives, many of the sex scenes and some of the erotic conversation throughout the book did push my buttons, in a good way. I have a thing for overtly masculine, hyper-confident stern men in business attire - SO, I was certainly willing to be forgiving here. In particular, I enjoyed the idea of Mr. Grey wearing the tie he used on Anastasia to the graduation in front of everyone. Good imagery. Some of Mr. Grey’s dialogue was sexy in a sort of ridiculous, fantasy-porno kind of way, which I’m willing to take. I know a lot of people complained about the way the sex scenes were written, and while it certainly could have been better (no denying that), they weren’t the worst. Ideally, a porn company can hire Mrs. James and have her simply come up with some sexy scenarios and they’ll make a hot video out of it. That’s about all I want from her though. If I could have chosen a hot actor, picked some ideas out of her horny imagination, and had them film them I would have been more than satisfied. Unfortunately, a WHOLE LOTTA CRAZY comes with this shit.

The Poisonwood Bible - Barbara Kingsolver (Review)


Summary:The Poisonwood Bible is a story told by the wife and four daughters of Nathan Price, a fierce, evangelical Baptist who takes his family and mission to the Belgian Congo in 1959. They carry with them everything they believe they will need from home, but soon find that all of it—from garden seeds to Scripture—is calamitously transformed on African soil. What follows is a suspenseful epic of one family's tragic undoing and remarkable reconstruction over the course of three decades in postcolonial Africa.

Rating: 4/5

Review:All I can say after finishing this novel is: WOW. The scope of the story is tremendous, and not at all what I had expected going into it. In addition, Kingsolver's writing is simply phenomenal. I generally underline and write in the margins of my books, but I found myself unable to simply because every line was so perfect and well-thought out - I would have ended up underlining the entire book. There are specific scenes from this book that I have continued to think about before I go to bed because the imagery is so lovely and haunting.

Something is holding me back from giving the book a 5-star rating, and I am unsure whether or not I would be interested in reading it again. I need time to dwell upon it.. although I was very impressed I am hesitant to add it to a spot on the "favorite" list. It's definitely a recommended read from me, as I think there is a lot of terrific writing in addition to some very thought-provoking moments. My favorite books tend to either have extremely large overlying themes, or an in-depth character study. I think it's incredibly difficult to pull off both, which Kingsolver clearly was attempting to do. In addition to the incredible depth of historical/political/cultural information that was given throughout, I think some of these elements became burdened. While I thoroughly enjoyed reading the story, it was simply such a huge information-laden process that it lost some of the "purity" that seem to be present in my favorites. Despite its heaviness, it does not make this immense novel any less of a feat.

Final Thoughts:I would absolutely recommend this novel for anyone who is a reader. For the non-readers, it may be a long process - but one I would consider worthwhile.

Stranger in a Strange Land - Robert Heinlein (Review)




Summary: Stranger in a Strange Land, winner of the 1962 Hugo Award, is the story of Valentine Michael Smith, born during, and the only survivor of, the first manned mission to Mars. Michael is raised by Martians, and he arrives on Earth as a true innocent: he has never seen a woman and has no knowledge of Earth’s cultures or religions. But he brings turmoil with him, as he is the legal heir to an enormous financial empire, not to mention de facto owner of the planet Mars. With the irascible popular author Jubal Harshaw to protect him, Michael explores human morality and the meanings of love. He founds his own church, preaching free love and disseminating the psychic talents taught him by the Martians. Ultimately, he confronts the fate reserved for all messiahs.

Rating: 1.5/5

Review: I’m really debating between giving this book a 1 or a 2. My main feeling towards it can be summed up as: UGHHHHHHHHH. I can’t even believe how LONG it took me to get through it, but by the time I came to the conclusion that Heinlein and I do not get along, I was too far along to just give up.

My Sister's Keepers - Jodi Picoult (Review)


Summary: Jodi Picoult tells the emotionally riveting story of a family torn apart by conflicting needs and a passionate love that triumphs over human weakness. Anna is not sick, but she might as well be. By age thirteen, she has undergone countless surgeries, transfusions, and shots so that her older sister, Kate, can somehow fight the leukemia that has plagued her since childhood. The product of preimplantation genetic diagnosis, Anna was conceived as a bone marrow match for Kate — a life and a role that she has never challenged…until now.

Rating: 2/5

Review: There seems to be two groups of readers with passionate opinions on Jodi Picoult books - those that LOVE her and see no faults in her writing, and those that completely turn their nose up at it and would judge me for even picking this book up. I worry that I may sound like the second group by the end of this review, but believe me I am willing to give anything a try and I actually have a weakness for light reads. Anyone who thinks they’re “above” beach reads, or some erotic supernatural romance can kiss my ass. I can’t help feeling mildly depressed though when I read all of the reviews on Amazon and Shelfari hailing the brilliance of My Sister’s Keeper when I had to read through shitty one-star complaints about Freedom.

Getting right down to it… this book just wasn’t very good. The premise was actually very interesting and what initially drew me into the story (no, I haven’t seen the movie) and I have to give Picoult credit where it’s due. Her strongest talent is creating scenarios with which to base stories, as well as moments within her books that do create an internal struggle in the reader. She presents a very difficult choice and forces you to grapple with it. Okay, good. Unfortunately this is where my praise ends.

Freedom - Jonathan Franzen (Review)


Summary: From the National Book Award-winning author of “The Corrections,” a darkly comedic novel, set during George W. Bush administration, about a troubled American family.

Rating: 3.5-4/5

Review:I’ll begin with the reasons I did not like this book (although overall I really enjoyed it!), and why I didn’t feel confident giving it a solid 4. Basically: too long. I’m pretty sure most who have read it are in agreement on this. It just could have used some editing, and while I found a lot of the population control statistics and passages interesting, I was really having a hard time with all of the Cerulean Warbler info. I know, it’s probably just lazy reading but it wasn’t exactly necessary. Definitely didn’t ruin the book for me though.

I was also not super-thrilled by the formatting of Patty’s narration. It sounded WAY too much like the rest of the book for it to even bother being separated as a “autobiography”. Not to mention, it was unrealistically formal. Not sure what the idea behind that was? It felt out of place.

There is definitely a certain demographic for Franzen’s writing. It’s not anything I’d give to my parents, as I feel fairly certain that a lot of the political and social satire would go over their heads. I don’t mean that in a patronizing way, just that it seems very oriented towards a young/hipster/liberal/city-based crowd. Fortunately, I happen to fit into that demographic and so I found a lot of it hilarious. I know that a ton of people probably find Franzen obnoxious and “pretentious” but I think he’s well aware of how he’s coming across, and is doing it on purpose.

The Time Traveler's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger (Review)


Summary: A dazzling novel in the most untraditional fashion, this is the remarkable story of Henry DeTamble, a dashing, adventuresome librarian who travels involuntarily through time, and Clare Abshire, an artist whose life takes a natural sequential course. Henry and Clare's passionate love affair endures across a sea of time and captures the two lovers in an impossibly romantic trap, and it is Audrey Niffenegger's cinematic storytelling that makes the novel's unconventional chronology so vibrantly triumphant.

Rating: 5/5

Review: I read this book for the first time about two years ago, and have just finished re-reading it for the third time this week. I'll be honest- my first time through I fell head-over-heels for this book and thought it was perfect. After having time to let it digest, go through it again, and having read many of the criticisms others have I acknowledge there are many flaws. I'll admit it - the characters are pretentious. Certain scenes felt forced, the most noticeable being a party Henry and Clare attend where they see two younger "punks" standing quietly. There are pages dedicated to Henry discussing (which essentially means listing) his favorite bands. How this helps the story along, I haven't the slightest idea. It seemed a convenient way for Niffenegger to show off her "vast" musical knowledge. Despite the hipster attitude the author tends to infuse the novel's characters with I was easily able to overlook it, and at some points I thought it added a certain charm.

I may be biased when it comes to this novel because there were certain, albeit small, aspects that I found hit close to home and endeared me to the characters. Henry being a librarian as one, and his father a violinist. Both occupations were something I could relate to on a very emotional and personal level and warmed me up to the characters from the very beginning.

Surprisingly, as I went through the negative reviews on numerous sites I found myself agreeing with a lot of them. Why yes, Clare is definitely spoiled.....wow, Henry was sort of a jerk....I guess it is a little creepy Clare had sex with Henry when she was 18 and he was in his 40's etc. It's all a matter of different opinion, but I enjoyed the book because of these reasons. Of course they're not supposed to be perfect. In fact, the whole situation is completely fucked up.

Henry and Clare have a ridiculously strange and bittersweet relationship. I have to disagree with many of the reviewers who loved the story because of it's cute, or beautiful love story. On the contrary the romance aspect here is downright depressing. The uplifting part is that despite all of the weirdness, despite the fact that they're both pretty messed up people, they still found comfort and love in one another. Whether it was pre-destined or not, both Henry and Clare managed to find happiness with one another. I didn't get the feeling anywhere that we were supposed to envy or even admire these characters. Henry wasn't a good guy. Understandably dealing with the death of his mother, an abusive father, and his chrono-displacement he ended up depressed and with the wrong crowd. When Clare comes into his life, he begins to settle down and find something solid to hold onto.

I thought the time-traveling was handled exceptionally well. It never ended up being overly-confusing and everything fell into place gracefully throughout the book. I especially enjoyed the fact that the time-travel was explained! FINALLY! I absolutely hate when an author gives a main character a special skill such as time travel and never bothers to explain WHY or HOW this could be happening. I expect them to at least make some attempt. It added an interesting dynamic and realism to the story.

Overall Thoughts: This book seems to be a hit or miss with people. It definitely got me hooked and has quickly become one of my favorites. I think everyone should give it a try...you may fall in love with it too. Be patient in the beginning, as it can be a little confusing. Eventually everything will fall together.